So, we are all going to die. Maybe even sooner than we had anticipated. The cause?
ASTEROIDS!
As it
turns out, NASA officials know how to detect/deflect any asteroids that might asplode earth. Even an asteroid getting
close to the earth might result in an explosion of gargantuan proportion. Supposedly, it would have the force of 90 million tonnes of dynamite.
To avoid instantaneous, excruciating death all we need is $1,000,000,000 USD! That makes it roughly $1,000,000,100 CAD!!
I can imagine that their efforts would look something like
THIS.
In conclusion, my belief that working at NASA would be the
neatest job in the world is only further reinforced.
Sincerely,
jt
PS- On the plus side, if we all die, at least we have total extinction in common with the dinosaurs. That's pretty swell.
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